I know “The Hunger Games” isn’t really about romance and all that junk.

But I’m a little homosexual and I crave dat shit. BUT ANYWAY, I’m only on the second book, around page 130, but I just want to marry Peeta. I’m sorry, but I think if I went through something as freaking tragic as the Games with someone else, it’d be impossible for me NOT to develop feelings for them. And yah, Gale is all great and all dat shit, but he had his chance. I’LL DATE YOU, PEETA. 

And not to mention, their couple name is Peeniss. If that doesn’t say “true love”, I don’t know what does.